“did you get a hair cut?”
“no, i got them all cut.”
(Source: buttermilkqueen, via boxofpicklesinlingerie)
“did you get a hair cut?”
“no, i got them all cut.”
(Source: buttermilkqueen, via boxofpicklesinlingerie)
if i ever got sentenced to house arrest i’d just laugh at the judge
(Source: matthewcodymoore, via fairlyevenparents)
everyone who reblogs this will get a nice message in their ask, i don’t care how many notes this gets.
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I’m really dreading the day I turn 18 cause I will no longer be the dancing queen, young and sweet only seventeen
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ONE TIME MY PARENTS WENT TO GO GET PIZZA AND MY DAD WENT TO THE BATHROOM AND MY MOM FORGOT HIM AT THE PIZZA PLACE AND CAME HOME AND STARTED EATING THE PIZZA AND THEN WONDERED WHERE MY DAD WENT AND THEN REMEMBERED HE WASN’T IN THE CAR ON THE WAY HOME
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it’s so cute when you talk to someone a lot and then you notice the little phrases that you use and the stupid little things you say slipping into their vocabulary more and more
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if you ever call me cute i will think about it all day
and when i go to sleep i’ll just be a little burrito of blankets
and i will whisper quietly
“they called me cute”
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I hate it when you are having a bad day and everyone takes it personally, like no i hate myself, not you. get the fuck over yourself.
wow i’m actually so glad this post has been made
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