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exceptional-y: Could you imagine getting an apartment with the person you love. Falling asleep...

Thu, 23 May 2013 22:55:47 -0400

Could you imagine getting an apartment with the person you love. Falling asleep beside each other, and waking up to see that cute little dopey smile they make when they first get up. You’d never have a bad start to your day, because they’d be the perfect start.

sammyysam: Two can keep a secret, if the entire town is dead.

Thu, 23 May 2013 22:55:37 -0400

sammyysam:

Two can keep a secret, if the entire town is dead.

honolulu-starbright: This will always be funny to me.

Thu, 23 May 2013 22:36:54 -0400

honolulu-starbright:

This will always be funny to me.

the-cats-hatter: theserraangel: kiwibutt: teppelin: jesus christ I seriously can’t watch Lion...

Thu, 23 May 2013 22:36:05 -0400

the-cats-hatter:

theserraangel:

kiwibutt:

teppelin:

jesus christ I seriously can’t watch Lion King anymore because Nala is giving Simba bedroom eyes and then it clicks that they’re making their sequel baby

SIMBA PUT YOUR LION DICK IN ME, WE NEED TO FRANCHISE THIS SHIT

HURRY UP AND HAKUNA MY TATAS

I CAN’T HANDLE TUMBLR TONIGHT.

HAKUNA MY TATAS

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Thu, 23 May 2013 22:33:59 -0400

"People will kill you over time, and how they’ll kill you is with tiny, harmless phrases, like “be..."

Thu, 23 May 2013 22:33:49 -0400

“People will kill you over time, and how they’ll kill you is with tiny, harmless phrases, like “be realistic.””

- Dylan Moran (via lustambitions)

64kbps: have you noticed how paradoxical the sentence “stop telling people what to do” is

Thu, 23 May 2013 22:33:21 -0400

64kbps:

have you noticed how paradoxical the sentence “stop telling people what to do” is

hungarian: it’d be cool to speak like 20 different languages & keep it a secret from everyone...

Thu, 23 May 2013 22:32:41 -0400

hungarian:

it’d be cool to speak like 20 different languages & keep it a secret from everyone & then during a time of crisis, u could speak some fluent russian to some russian guy holding a gun to your head & all your friends will be like daaamn

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Thu, 23 May 2013 22:29:10 -0400

abashedly: 8/8 May 23rd, 2013

Thu, 23 May 2013 22:29:04 -0400

abashedly:

8/8

May 23rd, 2013

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Thu, 23 May 2013 22:28:52 -0400

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Thu, 23 May 2013 22:27:39 -0400

[sprays u with water] no, bad opinion

Thu, 23 May 2013 22:27:01 -0400

[sprays u with water] no, bad opinion

sexting-inchurch: frankentitties: Orange pill for sure. blue

Thu, 23 May 2013 22:26:48 -0400

sexting-inchurch:

frankentitties:

Orange pill for sure.

blue

trixietang: if you call yourself ugly, i’m just gonna agree w you got no time to make your ugly ass...

Thu, 23 May 2013 22:24:45 -0400

trixietang:

if you call yourself ugly, i’m just gonna agree w you

got no time to make your ugly ass feel better

shout out to the 90% of my followers that dont like reblog or message me at all but still follow me...

Thu, 23 May 2013 22:24:06 -0400

shout out to the 90% of my followers that dont like reblog or message me at all but still follow me for some reason

"The human brain takes in 11 million bits of information every second, but is only aware of 40"

Thu, 23 May 2013 22:20:07 -0400

“The human brain takes in 11 million bits of information every second, but is only aware of 40”

- Qi 1227 facts. (via omniscientraven)

there’s something charming, sometimes, about a bed that sits on...

Thu, 23 May 2013 22:19:33 -0400

there’s something charming, sometimes, about a bed that sits on the floor. i don’t know why, and i certainly don’t think that it’s inherently telling. but it often gives the impression that maybe a person doesn’t have their shit completely together. i like that.

fizzyginger: If Prince Charles’s ringtone isn’t I Just Can’t Wait to be King then what’s the point

Thu, 23 May 2013 22:17:52 -0400

fizzyginger:

If Prince Charles’s ringtone isn’t I Just Can’t Wait to be King then what’s the point

christinesinclutch: do you ever just want to scream “NO ONE FUCKING LIKES YOU” in someones face

Thu, 23 May 2013 22:15:55 -0400

christinesinclutch:

do you ever just want to scream “NO ONE FUCKING LIKES YOU” in someones face